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Unicorn Pancakes Are A Thing Now Because Of Course They Are

Calling all tossers! It's time to unleash your inner unicorn this Pancake Day. 2017 is all but officially the year of the horned mystical creature and no, not even Shrove Tuesday...

A Man Has Invented A Lipstick That Glues Your Vagina Lips Together To 'Potty Train Your Period'

In today's women-are-inferior-to-men news we bring you a make-up-bag 'essential' that promises endless comfort and convenience when the time of the month strikes. A man - who...

This Princess Crown Eyeshadow Is Makeup Fit For Queens

Calling all queens: it's time to cement your royal status - in makeup form. Your inner Disney princess is about to be freed from her imaginary kingdom thanks to this latest crown-...

Everything You Need To Know About Getting Hair Extensions

Are you tired of waiting a lifetime for your hair to grow to Rapunzel lengths? Wait no more as thanks to modern-day technology, hair extensions are better quality than ever and...

I Tried Derma FNS To See If It Would Banish My Acne Scarring

Facial scarring is the bane of anyone who's ever had the displeasure of suffering from acne's life. But thanks to advances in medical technology and some willing professionals...

Why Oh Why Are Beauty Vloggers Using CONDOMS To Apply Their Makeup?

Condoms - the sheath-shaped rubber sock used during sex to reduce the probability of pregnancy and STIs - are the latest must-have make-up bag item, according to a handful of...

This Wine Flask Bra Will Give Your Bust A Boozy Boost

Low-key winos, rejoice! Pain-staking bar queues are about to become a thing of the past thanks to this boozy bra that not only holds a whole bottle of your favourite bolly but...

Why Women Everywhere Are Ditching The Razor For A Whole Month​

The weekly shaving session is a monumental occasion for us all but a group of body-positive women in Australia are saying to hell with the routine ritual by ridding themselves...

Melania Trump's Beauty And Style Evolution: From FROW To FLOTUS

Her taste in men may be *questionable* but it's high time we cut Melania Trump some slack and gave her credit for the one thing her significant other can't f**k up. While the...

You Can Now Buy Glittery Penis-Shaped Soap To Clean Your Makeup Brushes With

Just when you were thinking there's too many dicks in the world, along cum Bitch Slap Cosmetics and their 'swell' phallic-themed line of make-up brush cleaners. But are they up...

People Are Buzzing Over Wire Nails Because 2017 Has Sent Everyone Barmy

This is metallic nail art but not as you know it. The humble gel/acrylic manicure has been pushed off its Instagram throne only to be replaced by a DIY equivalent - 'wire nail...

This New Type Of G&T Will Whet Your Appetite This Dry January

Nothing says 'weekend' quite like the first sip of an ice cold gin and tonic on a Friday evening. Up until that sacred time, you've been fuelled by a diet of overpriced chain-cafe...

Your Gel Nails Could Give You Cancer, No Kidding

Nothing makes you feel fancy AF quite like a fresh set of gel acrylics but what if we told you your religious twice-monthly trips to the salon are actually a huge cancer risk...

Redheads Rejoice! Ginger Emojis Are Coming To iPhones In 2018

Emoji has come a long way since its early days of Simpson-style skin tones, having rolled out a much more diverse offering last year. But while a spectrum of ethnicities are repre...

Vagina Necklaces Are The First IT Accessory Of 2017 And There's Already A Waiting List

If 2016 was the year of vagina baubles, 2017 is set to be remembered as the time the precious lady part spread into the world of fashion. Women everywhere are decorating their...

Ordering An Angel Shot Could Literally Save Your Life On A Dodgy Date

Thanks to the rise of match-making apps such as Tinder, Bumble, Happen etc. you have the 'luxury' of securing a date every night of the week until the end of time if you so desire...

An Avocado Restaurant Is Opening And It's Set To Be The Most Instagrammed Place of 2017

With a new year comes a new buzz-food forecast but while healthy-eating experts predict plant-based meat and legume pasta (basically anything vegan-friendly) will be the next...

Unicorn Eyeliner is The Saviour 2016 Needs

If 2016 was an animal, it'd be a unicorn as the mythical mascot turned most-used Emoji was the glimmer of light in the many moments of darkness over the past 12 months. And now...

Chocolate Nail Art You Can Actually Eat has Already Won 2017

Welcome to 2017: the year of edible nail art. Just when you thought you'd eaten the supermarkets out of their chocolate supplies, along comes nail-art genius Jessie Mills and...

London's Best Christmas Cocktails and How to Make Them in Your Own Home

The turkey’s in the oven, the pigs are all in their blankets and the roast potatoes are on the cusp of peak crispiness i.e. you've mastered the notoriously tricky Christmas dinner...