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You Can Now Buy Camel Toe Knickers And They'll Give You The Hump

by Helen Turnbull ,
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While the dreaded camel toe is regarded as the ultimate fashion faux pas by many, the bigger the female bulge, the better according to the latest underwear trend sweeping across Asia. Just when you thought the shibue i.e. the smallest pair of pants in the history of pants were the worst thing to happen to your genitals, you've seen nothing yet.

Camel toes get a lot of stick in this part of the world but our Asian neighbours are hoping to stamp out the stigma associated with the embarrassing wardrobe malfunction, one pair of pants at a time. While its predecessors: Spanx, the C-string and the shibue etc. aim to minimise the appearance of your lower half, this latest contraption is dedicated to bulging your bits.

One Japanese designer-manufacturer is hoping to banish your labial insecurities with the aid of his 'Party Pants'. The not-so-aptly named knickers are generously cushioned and feature a distinct line down the middle to mimic the female anatomy. Hm. The push-up bra for your privates come in a variety of styles and colours with the thong-version featuring a modesty curtain to allow you to decide when to flash your camel cleavage. How thoughtful of them?

One website is marketing the lingerie as a 'realistic, artificial vagina' aimed at the transgender and cross-dressing communities. If you're that way inclined, they'll set you back £69, plus shipping from the US, and can be bought here.

Will you be buying a pair of this toe-rrific underwear? Let us know your thoughts on the toe-tally hideous trend @soFeminineUK

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