Bored of the sex in bed, soap-downs in the shower, trysts on the sofa and quickies in the kitchen? |
If you've exhausted all the possibiities at home, and you hate the way your mother-in-law always rings, the kids wake up and even the cat starts cosying up to you when you're about to get frisky, the Love Hotel could be just what you need.
Book a hotel room for a night and send him an invite with the address on.
Order champagne from room service and enjoy the freedom of being alone, away from distractions and in a different place.
You don't need to go far to get your kicks: your hotel needn't be far away, but ideally choose somewhere you don't know in an area of town you've never been to.
You never know, you might even feel like a walk round the next day if you're not too tired from the previous night...
Plus as you're away from your usual place, noises and neighbours, and in plush surroundings (depending on your budget) you can abandon yourselves to the pursuit of physical pleasure.